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Transylvania 6-5000

Transylvania 6-5000 is sort of the filmic equivalent of a late 80's Rod Stewart record- there's a whole lot of talent there, but you sure ain't gonna see it.

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Gleaming The Cube

Gleaming the Cube isn't a great b-movie, though it does have some fun moments, and about six hundred subplots

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Troll

I've just finished watching "Troll" and I fear for my sanity. Seriously, I've had hallucinations that make more sense.

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Reefer Madness

Reefer Madness is one of the best-known b-movies, and one of the best-loved, at least by those who've never seen it.

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Death Machine

The teaser says it feeds on my fear. Too bad it didn't feed on my anything else, or it might've been a better movie.

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KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park

Peter Criss's super power is... to stand around and look stoned while a Hanna-Barbera voice actor dubs his lines?

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

The movie's essentially a two-hour joke about how a tomato is a zany movie villain, only it isn't.

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space

One of the truly kult klassics of kontemporary kinema, "Killer Klowns" is a b-movie you laugh with, not at. Well, except for the Kotton Kandy pods, the dialogue or John Allen Nelson.

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