Craftsman: Trust In Your Cats

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Brady, why does my cat jump into boxes and brings insulation as presents?

-Gabby in New Hampshire

About 1 in 3000 American house cats is actually a house inspection cat. These were first bred by Bob Vila in the mid 1980’s, and they have the ability to give out home tips in exasperating ways. (This is why Bob didn’t try cat breeding again after the first round.)

When the cat comes up the stairs with insulation she’s really saying, “Have you considered the energy-saving benefits of blown cellulose, installed with Craftsman tools from Sears?” Boxes are where she has imaginary conversations with her contractors.

– Brady

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Brady Carlson
Brady Carlson
Brady Carlson is a writer and radio host from Madison, Wisconsin. more