Wow, Sting’s really buff now! No, that’s actually a Dolph Lundgren production number, proving yet again that TV in other countries is way more interesting than TV here.

And all this time we thought Dolph was good only for spray-gunning hundreds of enemy soldiers or trying to choke out Jean-Claude Van Damme. But look at the range he displays here! Singing, dancing, breaking ice, a nice spot on the drums… my god, he’s the David Hasselhoff of Sweden!

It’s a groovy night and I can show you how to use it, Topless Robot