Dolph Lundgren, entertainer of the year

Wow, Sting’s really buff now! No, that’s actually a Dolph Lundgren production number, proving yet again that TV in other countries is way more interesting than TV here.

And all this time we thought Dolph was nothing more than a Teutonic muscle-head, good only for spray-gunning hundreds of enemy soldiers or trying to choke out Jean-Claude Van Damme. But look at the range he displays here! Singing, dancing, breaking ice, a nice spot on the drums… my god, he’s the David Hasselhoff of Sweden!

It’s a groovy night and I can show you how to use it, Topless Robot