Well at least he’s honest about it.
Police were called last week to Mullets Sports Bar & Restaurant in Homer Glen to deal with an angry customer who allegedly shattered a framed photo of A.C. Slater, a fictional, mullet-wearing jock played by Mario Lopez in the 1990s television series “Saved by the Bell.”
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“I just don’t like Slater,” the man reportedly told the owner after allegedly yanking the photo from its place of pride above a urinal and smashing it on the floor.
I guess the alleged perp figured that putting a picture of a guy above a urinal inside a bar called Mullets was honoring him?
Now Mullets needs a new photo on the men’s room wall. I have a suggestion:
“Tonight on Extra, do those corpses have to rot through the night? Director Ron Howard says no.”
Photo by Chriso via Flickr/Creative Commons
