My Peoples Depend On My Beats Like They Was June Allyson

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I’m old fashioned, so rap battles aren’t really my thing. (I feel strongly that all disputes should be settled with those giant pugel sticks from “American Gladiators.”) But I do know this much: the guy who doesn’t pee his pants is always the winner:

Also, lightly dancing back and forth does not solve the problem of soiled pants. Yes, most three year olds will start dancing if they pee themselves, but three year olds think dancing is the solution to most things. An alternate solution: change pants.

via Gawker TV

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Brady Carlson
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Brady Carlson is a writer and radio host from Madison, Wisconsin. more