Think being called “the next Einstein” means squat? Aw hell no, Stephen Hawking. Yahoo Answers user “Weasel Features” is calling your ass out!

'Weasel Features' asks: 'Stephen Hawkings is so pretencious? Born in Kent, England and talks in an American accent. Should never forget your routes.'

Don’t get distracted by the three typos, or the fact that “Stephen Hawkings is so pretencious?” isn’t a question. What you got to think about is that HAWKING AIN’T REPRESENTIN’! Who does that dude think he is, with that damn American robot voice? Damn. And no routes, either! Damn!

If Weasel Features has a posse, I want in.