Hi Honey, I'm Dead presents a number of questions that deserve answers in my book. Questions like "If you died, and the first angel you saw was Paul Rodriguez, would Hell really seem so bad?"
Death Promise is a top notch example of a low-budget action flick, where you can barely see or hear any of the actors but the boom mic is easy to find.
To prepare for the mission, Cabot trains in the completely made-up martial art of Gymkata, combining gymnastics and hokey punching and kicking. Mostly this means Kurt Thomas shows us how athletic he is, which is cool until director Clouse gives us a long shot of Thomas's bottom.
Mason's just one more in a long line of homeless folk these VIP's have hunted over the years. How do we know this? Because they've preserved their heads in a special trophy room in the lodge!
The movie starts with a closeup of a big puddle of white bubbling goo. Along comes a scary hillbilly, whose first response to seeing a big puddle of white bubbling goo in the ground... is to eat it. "This stuff is GOOD!" he says, and with that, a new dessert fad sweeps the nation!
