Today in 1978, the American release date of what looked like a blockbuster movie musical: "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," starring some of the biggest music and movie stars of the era. Yeah, it didn't go so well.
The soldiers' only redeeming quality is that they dress well and attack in formation – they're like an evil synchronized swimming team.
If you pay close attention to the dialogue, you'll hear the boss chew the trio out for eating 16 chocolate cakes"for the fifth time in a week." That's eighty cakes split among three guys - Kool, Buffy and Markie each gained 42 pounds that week in cake alone.
In the future, your country can lose half its territory because your citizens weren't that into MechWarrior 2.
This movie isn't merely ignoring the comic universe, it's puking large pieces of colorful barf all over it.
"This scary movie was so un-scary I was waiting for Count Floyd to come out."
Looks like Nixon Everywhere is off to a rousing start!
When you're an 11 year old diehard wrestling nut in the midst of not only Hulkamania but Macho Madness, even a Dirk Benedict movie sounds exciting.
It would've been more fun for Jimmy to write something like "Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write 24 recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."
"Having avenged his family, Cyborg Kevin Bacon and his half a teaspoon of remaining blood drive home to watch 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'"
