Grandmother of Juneteenth
Happy Juneteenth!
Nearly Swallowed By Whale
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Woke Up To Blood In Apartment
It's never good when the chyron sounds like the plot of a Saw movie.
Fought Off A Bear
As one does.
Irked By Raccoons
Raccoons are pretty irksome.
Knows Owner Of Ring
Shari is well-connected.
Found Snake At Target
"Alone in the canned goods section"
Got Paycheck In Pennies
If I had a penny for every time this happened to me...
Had Beer Can Casket Built
How about a toast to this guy.
Couple Marries At Local Dunkin Donuts
Going to the Dunkin and we’re Gonna get maaaaarried