Says Neighbor Sacrifices Animals
He says WHAT?
Cracking Down On Speeders
Worth noting here that he's literally wearing a chicken suit,
Almost Crushed In Garbage Truck
Fortunately he told R2 and Threepio to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level.
Rogue Cat Rescued
They took a mugshot of the cat?
Principal
The Force is strong with this one.
Driver Strips Naked After Wild Crash
Feels like they may have misread the situation.
Bitten By Shark And Bear
Might want to lay low for a while, Dyllan.
Stoned Raccoon Goes To Fire Department
Well, the sign does say "safe haven."
Lives At Home
The chyron just might be trolling this guy.