Marrying The Color Pink
"A kid said to me on a skateboard, he said, 'wow you love pink, right?' I said, 'yeah, I love it so much,' and he goes, 'you love it so much, why don't you marry it?'"
Santa Claus: North Pole
Merry Christmas to all the people of local news!
Started Christmas Porta Potty
The Christmas Porta Potty, a gift that keeps on giving
Pre-Thanksgiving Pizza
News I can use.
Potato Owner
Lots of news stories about this world record spud. I guess you could say it's a hot potato.
Giving Out Hugs
What do you mean you don't want a hug from a guy in a Michael Myers mask?
Had Flat Tire
She had a flat tire... until Luke Bryan stopped to help!
Upset About Fish Fry
"But the sign said all you can eat!" - Homer Simpson
Moving To Texas
Everybody take note.
Trapped Alligator
You knew the guy who trapped the alligator in the garbage can was going to end up on our site.