Rolling Stones Super Fan
It's only rock and roll, but he likes it.
Caught Falling Cat With American Flag
In America we can do anything. Even catch a falling cat with our flag.
Metal Detector
Walk past this guy at the airport and your rings will make him start beeping.
Mixed Feelings About Milk Crate Challenge
This is the most thorough milk crate challenge reporting I've seen yet.
IRS Records Show She’s Dead
I'm no doctor but I think there's a mix-up here.
Ball Spokesperson
You read that right. He's a spokesperson for the Stoughton Beach Ball.
Fed Up With Her Movers
So fed up that she ended up moving her own stuff!
Hit By Seagull
Hit by seagull on a roller coaster, even. Ouch.
Glad To Get Out & Celebrate
If Sarah's happy then I'm happy.
50 Billion Dollars Mistakenly Deposited Into Account
So that's where the $50 billion that was supposed to be deposited in my account went.