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Irked By Raccoons

Raccoons are pretty irksome.

Knows Owner Of Ring

Shari is well-connected.

Found Snake At Target

"Alone in the canned goods section"

Got Paycheck In Pennies

If I had a penny for every time this happened to me...

Had Beer Can Casket Built

How about a toast to this guy.

Couple Marries At Local Dunkin Donuts

Going to the Dunkin and we’re Gonna get maaaaarried

SPAMbassador

A SPAMbassador can explain why a person can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam.

Made Bernie’s Mittens

The mittens heard round the world. Or at least the world of Bernie Sanders memes.

Man Uses Flamethrower To Melt Snow

Tired: snow shovels Wired: snow throwers Inspired: flamethrowers

Birthday Announcement Ended Up In Obits

He's very much still alive and taking this news better than most of us would.

Has Eaten At Chick-Fil-A For More Than 130 Days In A Row

They said “eat more chicken.” He said, “okay.”