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The movie's essentially a two-hour joke about how a tomato is a zany movie villain, only it isn't.

One of the truly kult klassics of kontemporary kinema, "Killer Klowns" is a b-movie you laugh with, not at. Well, except for the Kotton Kandy pods, the dialogue or John Allen Nelson.

Kill a Dragon has very little killing and no dragons; in their place is a ridiculous psychedelic theme song and a plot that never quite gets going.

You know your movie is in trouble when you notice a major mistake in the opening sequence. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" has two.

A dull movie, even one whose moral is that premarital sex is great.

Trish gets into bed with Mitch, even though she'd told him ten minutes before that she wasn't stupid enough to fall for his smooth talk. Then Morty comes out of the closet and starts watching them! When they catch on, Morty throws Mitch out the window, and we see that Mitch's pants are somehow still on!

A repulsive "Rambo" knockoff that brought out feelings of sheer visceral hatred I didn't know I still had in me.

Dollman. Doll. Man. Even the name sounds stupid.

Or: "Commie-Killing Crotch Rockets"

Black Belt tells Sydney to "do the dishes or something," and she whips out a gun, blasts the plates into bits and says "They're done!" Touche!

The director is asking the audience to take it on faith that these rabbits, who are only shown hopping, frolicking and sniffing things, are really a threat to the town. It also doesn't help that when a rabbit is actually attacking someone, the "rabbit" is very clearly a guy in a bunny suit.

Hi Honey, I'm Dead presents a number of questions that deserve answers in my book. Questions like "If you died, and the first angel you saw was Paul Rodriguez, would Hell really seem so bad?"