It’s a little tough to tell that we’ve added President Nixon to this template, but even so, it’s Richard Nixon melded with Chuck Norris. The star power is palpable here. Totally palpable.

Richard Nixon as Chuck Norris

Everybody sing!

“Cause the eyes of Richard Nixon are upon you
Any wrong you do he’s gonna see
When you’re in the White House look behind you
Cause that’s where Richard Nixon’s gonna be”