Brady, how can I get a lot of publicity for myself or my cause without getting thrown in jail or being socked with a huge bill for rescue services?
-Roger in New Hampshire
You need to invent a hilarious clothing line that has some sort of extra tie-in to the cause. If you were worried about farm animals, for example, you could create a donkey-shaped fanny pack that says “I saved my ass – let me save yours.”
– Brady
