Police were called last week to Mullets Sports Bar & Restaurant in Homer Glen to deal with an angry customer who allegedly shattered a framed photo of A.C. Slater, a fictional, mullet-wearing jock played by Mario Lopez in the 1990s television series “Saved by the Bell.”
“I just don’t like Slater,” the man reportedly told the owner after allegedly yanking the photo from its place of pride above a urinal and smashing it on the floor.
I guess the alleged perp figured that putting a picture of a guy above a urinal inside a bar called Mullets was honoring him?
Now Mullets needs a new photo on the men’s room wall. I have a suggestion:
“Tonight on Extra, do those corpses have to rot through the night? Director Ron Howard says no.”