From the otherwise interesting and readable Physorg.com, a article that’s bringing up the rear in the “catchiest headline of the year” competition:

Stapled transanal rectal resection is beneficial for patients with obstructed defecation

I guess it’s probably true, but why must I be the one to know it?

On the other hand, STARR is definitely the catchiest acronym, so long as you don’t actually ask what it stands for.