Pizza Team in action

The highlight of the big Thanksgiving Day parade was the US Pizza Team, which is probably why we only got to see it for like four seconds. Still, they were the four most inspiring seconds of the show:

The next step? An international governing body for competitive pizza. A FIFZA for pizza. Then onto calzones. But let’s also develop teams for things that aren’t sports and aren’t food. I once envisioned a competitive beekeeping league, for example. Or how about a US Monkees Trivia team? We could totally clean up in that, our knowledge of Peter Tork facts is second to no country.

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