5. Bill Clinton Believes He Can Fly
4. Thank You Thomas Jefferson, But Our Independence Is In Another Castle!
3. The torch has been passed to a new generation of interactive CD-ROM
And he accomplishes it all eating nothing but chowder. My day pales in comparison, frankly.
2. Ask not what your zombies can do for you
I guess if hearing John F. Kennedy tell Richard Nixon “lock and load” was on your to-do list, well, you can check that one off now.