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There’s a lot I don’t get about crime but I definitely don’t get this crime.

A thief in New Zealand has taken the unusual step of leaving his contact details at the site of his crime.

The man reserved a copy of Pink Floyd’s The Wall at a record shop in Christchurch, leaving his name and phone number, before robbing the till.

Before I steal your money I would like to tell you a little about myself! Oh, you already know me.

He was a regular customer at the shop and already had several records on order.

It might have been less suspicious if he’d tried to distract them with his driver’s license or something.

Mr Knight said that if the man had looked up, he would have seen a monitor showing him dipping into the till from four different angles.

So the perfect crime, all around. And you what masterminds of perfect crimes say about themselves…

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Brady Carlson
Brady Carlson
Brady Carlson is a writer and radio host from Madison, Wisconsin. more