Could we eventually see the National Park Service declare a "President _____'s College Apartment" a historic site? "This is where he or she partied too hard one night," the guide would say, and we'd never be able to look at the commander in chief the same way again.
The soldiers' only redeeming quality is that they dress well and attack in formation – they're like an evil synchronized swimming team.
We're starting 2013 with the stuff we didn't get done in 2012
Attention Jeff Tweedy of Wilco: George Washington is an American aquarium drinker, and he is trying to break your heart.
Gloria Estefan said she would keep on counting until you were hers. If so, how many numbers has she counted?
