McKinley's statue is across the street from a KFC. But if you think it's weird seeing the President and the Colonel together, well, think again.
In the Pie Day bakeoff, my only chance to overcome a complete lack of technique was stark pandering.
Exciting news: I am getting back out on the road this spring!
It's just like that Monty Python sketch!
"The Walking Dead" is about dead people, and yet all the actors are alive? That's totally unfair.
The statue shows Lincoln as he heads to Washington to begin his presidency, though at first glance you might think he's belting out his favorite Celine Dion number,
Owen and I had the least interesting week in the history of bachelors - so we made up for it by watching Black Sabbath videos on YouTube.
March 4, 1841. A hatless, coatless old man is shouting to a crowd on the streets of Washington DC in the wind and snow. Is he crazy? Is he lost? Is he a hobo? No, he's the President of the United States, William Henry Harrison, giving his inaugural address.
And if you look at just his torso, you might think of him as a sort of funky 1970's type - give the man a zodiac-related medallion to wear and he'll get that night fever, he knows how to show it.
Washington's sword looks like a magic wand. Seriously, doesn't he look like he's about to shout "alohomora!" and unlock the hell out of some doors?