If you’re wondering, there’s no question the title is meant as a double entendre. Kay Martin, according to WFMU, was a centerfold and nightclub performer who released several of what music people of the time called “party albums.” This is a euphemism. Kay Martin’s Christmas album is called “I Know What He Wants For Christmas (but I don’t know how to wrap it!)” and that tells us pretty much all we need to know.
One last reminder before you dive in: this is probably NSFW. You’ve been warned!
