The World Is About to End – Or Maybe Just Fort Wayne: The False Alarm of 1971
Hatefulness didn’t kill anyone during the great False National Emergency of February 20, 1971, but it sure did scare the crap out of people in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
What The Hell Happened
They Didn’t Call Him Johnson For Nothing: The Peeing President Takes Office
LBJ’s legacy is not found in the Great Society, nor in the controversies of Vietnam: it’s in the bathroom. Johnson loved to pee.
I Miss My Mind The Most: Mike the Headless Chicken Gets Chopped
Folks praise the chicken for his determination to live. Then again, he didn’t have a head, so he might not have known any better.
Crackers About Cheese: Andrew Jackson Throws a Party
It was like a Limp Bizkit concert, only not as undignified.