Patrick Swayze was a master of subtlety compared to this episode's villain.

We've stumbled upon the A-Team Stock Footage Salute to the American Worker!

It's Bizarro-A-Team: B.A. has time for the jibba jabba and Hannibal hates when a plan comes together.

The team is welding and sawing and hoisting things as if we were in the New Yankee Workshop... OF DOOM.

The colonel and the chief, and a firehouse full of innuendo. Prime time heat, 80s style!

Mr. Coffin was sensational throughout. Way better than Mr. Peanut, who was also briefly considered for the role.

Hannibal's taking a complicated and dangerous international mission solely to zing a guy!

The lead villain is threatening goldfish. Would it be easier if I took these guys out?

Now I know what to do if an amoral military colonel should trap me in my garden.

A short-on-cash Face puts his gift of gab to use on the lucrative motivational speaking circuit. He's encouraging people all over the country to think smart, think positive and live the dream – including one of Decker's trusted lieutenants, who is so motivated to find his charges that he dives from the balcony and tackles Face on the spot. The problem? The rest of the team is suffering from apathy, and don't feel like rescuing anybody.