Rocky is at the animal hospital getting his thyroid fixed, and he has to stay there for a few days while the radioactive stuff leaves his system. We can watch him by webcam, though.
In space, no one can hear you scream... but they can watch you eat maple syrup. On this edition of OffMessage, Isaac Hayes, action hero; what to do at Wal-Mart for 41 hours; the most influential cat in British politics; and music from that "Where's the Beef" lady.
