Tag: movies

The late 70s. Drugs. Terrible rock music. Jack Palance. Andy Warhol. Even more terrible disco music. A nerd getting doused in baby powder by a semi-nude maid. I'd go on, but this frightening description is making Cocaine Cowboys sound more interesting than it actually is.

The lady from Ace of Base is out for justice!

While it's got a lot of the trappings of your run of the mill blaxploitation film, it's more than just a Superfly knockoff starring the guy who wrote the theme from "Shaft." It's Truck Turner, and if you'll pardon my ridiculous movie critic pun, this Truck is no ordinary ride.

Chaos theory is now writing movie scripts!

Hogan's character is the Flying Nun with a receding hairline and overactive salivary glands.

Evil Anthony Geary is depraved - what's "roughing a guy up" compared to hiring a dong-chomping maniac as your enforcer?

Transylvania 6-5000 is sort of the filmic equivalent of a late 80's Rod Stewart record- there's a whole lot of talent there, but you sure ain't gonna see it.

Gleaming the Cube isn't a great b-movie, though it does have some fun moments, and about six hundred subplots

I've just finished watching "Troll" and I fear for my sanity. Seriously, I've had hallucinations that make more sense.

Reefer Madness is one of the best-known b-movies, and one of the best-loved, at least by those who've never seen it.

The teaser says it feeds on my fear. Too bad it didn't feed on my anything else, or it might've been a better movie.

Peter Criss's super power is... to stand around and look stoned while a Hanna-Barbera voice actor dubs his lines?