Tag: Television

Mr. Coffin was sensational throughout. Way better than Mr. Peanut, who was also briefly considered for the role.

Hannibal's taking a complicated and dangerous international mission solely to zing a guy!

The lead villain is threatening goldfish. Would it be easier if I took these guys out?

Now I know what to do if an amoral military colonel should trap me in my garden.

A short-on-cash Face puts his gift of gab to use on the lucrative motivational speaking circuit. He's encouraging people all over the country to think smart, think positive and live the dream – including one of Decker's trusted lieutenants, who is so motivated to find his charges that he dives from the balcony and tackles Face on the spot. The problem? The rest of the team is suffering from apathy, and don't feel like rescuing anybody.

Hannibal's on his own with a tummy full of poisoned milk. If you don't know he's a vigilante, it sounds like a the plot of a Little Golden Book.

How many skinny luchadors does it take to rob Cockney Hannibal? More than one, apparently.

They have to find a guy named Tiny Roscoe, whose name has GOT to be a double entendre.

James Madison laid down the law and worked with underprivileged kids. James Madison was the B.A. Baracus of early American history.

The villains' security is pretty slight: a few tripwires, a few hidden cameras, a few guys dressed like Elmer Fudd eating cheese.

To recap: one guy doesn't want to sell weapons to two guys who don't really want to buy them. Can we start over?

There's something about a 5:30 am event aimed at stopping a 2 pm event on a show that airs at 8 pm that makes my head hurt.