This was so much fun last time, I had to do another round of Morrissey and cats.

Morrissey and a cat

“And so I checked all the registered historical facts / and I was shocked and ashamed to discover / how I’m the 18th pale descendant / of some old cat or other”

“I want a cat for my birthday / That’s what I’ve been dreaming of / I won’t have a happy birthday / Without a cat to love”

“You left your kitten on the platform / with this really ragged notion that you’ll return / but she knows that when he goes he really goes”

and, of course:

“A cat on the head is what you get for not asking / and a cat on the head is what you get for asking”

now you try!

via Catasters