People come up to me at restaurants all the time and say, â€œWould you like to order something?â€ That’s when I sign the menu for them. They’re too shy to ask outright for an autograph. But one time I was at a restaurant and I’d already signed the menu for the guy. Then he wants me to sign the credit card slip too! I says, â€œWhat, are you one of those jerks who sells my autographs on the computer?â€ And I walked right out of there. Nobody makes a monkey out of Max.