Denied A Dog
You mean other than the one she's holding?
“Stinky Butt” Captured
As nicknames go, "Stinky Butt" is one to avoid.
Brady on Mom And Dad Are Fighting Podcast
I got asked to talk on Slate's parenting podcast!
Mistakenly Declared Dead
He feels hap-py! He feels hap-py!
“I’m tired of these jokes about my giant hand.”
"The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...”
Police Chase Chicken At Olive Garden
Can't you just order chicken there?