Strange Week

And my Dick Blick markers gave me intestinal blockage!

"After lunch she stood up and read the entire letter in front of the class and embarrassed the living daylights out of me. A week later, I put a dead mouse in her trapper keeper and she threw up."

Attention anyone who’s ever wanted to be in a Rod Stewart video

"Near new pole, still in box, no dings, etc. Daughter moved out. I'm too big to use this. Adjustable, mounts to floor and ceiling. Key words: stripper, exercise, health, pole "

There can be only one!

Quote of the day from Joel Stein's grandmother.

Dude, where’s my lake?

The "everybody gets a bucket of lake water" promotion at Santiago Hyundai has some unintended consequences.
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Attention anyone who’s ever wanted to be in a Rod Stewart video

"Near new pole, still in box, no dings, etc. Daughter moved out. I'm too big to use this. Adjustable, mounts to floor and ceiling. Key words: stripper, exercise, health, pole "

Not All Stabbers Detect Sarcasm

Do you want to guess what the response to this question was?

The Old Ball-Down-the-Fan’s-Pants Trick

It's been another strange week.

Smooth All Over

Clearing the decks of some smooth criminal news.

And my Dick Blick markers gave me intestinal blockage!

"After lunch she stood up and read the entire letter in front of the class and embarrassed the living daylights out of me. A week later, I put a dead mouse in her trapper keeper and she threw up."