Today is the birthday of my guide, mentor and all around main man, Mr. T. And while I am going all out to recognize the man on his birthday, by pitying fools, having no time for the jibba jabba and treating my mother right, I am certainly not the only one. So I want to recognize the owner of this van for 1) driving a van, just like T did on “The A-Team,” and 2) getting vanity plates that share T’s signature catchphrase with the world.