If Time Is The Loneliest People
I hereby propose that New Hampshire's official state rock song should be "Disco Lazy Time" by Indonesian pop sensation Nidji.
Dinosaur music
Chicago had cows, St. Paul has dinosaurs who like Minnesota bands.
Celebrating Jack Lalanne
Jack is no longer the kindly old man who makes sure we juice things. Now he's a jumpsuit-clad Big Brother, forcing us to consume raw vegetables and swim two hours a day or risk being turned over to the Ministry of Love.
You’re The Inspiration
I do not, under any circumstances, recommend watching this video. No rack of delicious ribs could be succulent enough to take the pain away.
The Tour
These achievements may seem small, but they suggest that greater things are yet to come. At this rate I should be the world’s top selling recording artist in about six hundred years.