The truth is far more disturbing.
Don't look under the towel

Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just gotta go, what are you going to do?
Introducing the UroClubâ„¢!

Special wholesale prices are directed to encourage club makers to brand UroClubâ„¢ and include it in their accessory lines, just like gloves or umbrellas.

I can follow the train of thought from UroClub to UroBrella, but… gloves?

Please everyone go wash your hands right now. No, take showers. Several.