Here’s Some Thirty Year Old Toast You Can Buy
I think we can safely assume that ​most ​of the world's toast has not been eaten by Prince Charles
Pet Thing, You Make My Heart Sing
Thank you for choosing a genuine Pet Thing for your pet. Pet Thing will provide for your pet's needs in many ways.
Blaxploitation Muffins: Now That’s Good Eatin’
Wouldn't your GPS be a million times cooler if, instead of using that calm robot voice, it talked like Fred "the Hammer" Williamson? "Turn left ahead - AND PRESS ON!"
The Year in Peeing
You're in a somewhat sensitive position and staring down at Jeff Goldblum's face isn't going to make you feel much better.
Cars and Trucks and Things That (Make You) Go
Sometimes you hear the call of the open road. And sometimes you feel the call of nature. What to do?
Doritos’ “Painful Groin Attack” Collector Bags
I sure hope this is not going to be the commemorative snack bag for Doritos inventor Arch West.
Five Star Wars Products Gone Horribly Wrong
Products that confuse, irritate and enrage even the most diehard SW fan.
Exfoliated at last! Exfoliated at last! Thank God Almighty, we are exfoliated at last!
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the of their skin but by the content of their microdermabrasion system."
No One Sleeps When They Mess With Whoever This Is
This is Hermione Granger. Or maybe Steelers safety Troy Polamalu. One or the other.
Go Pick Me Out a Winner, Bobby
Hats off to the person who decided to take those broken bats - it's like 84 per game these days - and put them to new use. Sort of like how Roy Hobbs used the remnants of Wonderboy to beat street punks in "The Natural 2: Electric Boogaloo."