While Jackee may have brought the sex appeal, and Hal Williams may have brought the Hal Williams-ness, it was you, Marla, that taught us how to love again, for the first time. I think.
We're thinking of hiring a marriage counselor to sleep next to the bed and referee these soporific squabbles.
When you think historic preservation, think Balki.
Attention readers from Phoenix: is having a bee in your nose truly "typical" where you live? Cause up here, it's pretty rare.
I hereby propose that New Hampshire's official state rock song should be "Disco Lazy Time" by Indonesian pop sensation Nidji.
I'm going to create the First Annual Meat Loaf Award for the recording artist who best exemplifies the values and spirit of Meat Loaf. And then I'll give it to Bette Midler, who I think is actually Meat Loaf in disguise.