Ay, Que Lastima!
Attention readers from Phoenix: is having a bee in your nose truly "typical" where you live? Cause up here, it's pretty rare.
Well, Who Better?
I'm going to create the First Annual Meat Loaf Award for the recording artist who best exemplifies the values and spirit of Meat Loaf. And then I'll give it to Bette Midler, who I think is actually Meat Loaf in disguise.
The news is freaking me out
Is the news just turning into one of those bizarre headline contests between Stephen Colbert and Stone Phillips?
The motion of the blobs is almost hypnotic
Another submission for Quote Hell.
And my Dick Blick markers gave me intestinal blockage!
"After lunch she stood up and read the entire letter in front of the class and embarrassed the living daylights out of me. A week later, I put a dead mouse in her trapper keeper and she threw up."
Attention anyone who’s ever wanted to be in a Rod Stewart video
"Near new pole, still in box, no dings, etc. Daughter moved out. I'm too big to use this. Adjustable, mounts to floor and ceiling. Key words: stripper, exercise, health, pole "
There can be only one!
Quote of the day from Joel Stein's grandmother.
Dude, where’s my lake?
The "everybody gets a bucket of lake water" promotion at Santiago Hyundai has some unintended consequences.