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The Tour

These achievements may seem small, but they suggest that greater things are yet to come. At this rate I should be the world’s top selling recording artist in about six hundred years.
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My Obituary

When this guy at my college died I went into the newspaper office to see if they said if he was a jerk in the obituary. They wouldn’t let me back there so I stole their coffeepot. The joke was on them because they all fell asleep and the paper came out late. Score one for Max!
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