I always thought that Dr. Seuss should do a sequel to Green Eggs and Ham where that little guy opens his own restaurant. It was called Green Eggs and Hashbrowns because after he opens the restaurant he reads that other book The Jungle and gets all upset because of all that disgusting stuff in there.
Those nefarious bandwidth thieves know that it will take more than a simple promise of “p*a*r*i*s” to get our attention. Thus, they send us what appears to be completely incomprehensible poetry. We’ve included a few of our favorite poems below.