Four Birds We Should All Watch With Concern
Metal Rooster's life is not pretty. Neither is his music.
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 9 – Holiday in the Hills
The duct tape ultralight takes off, and this would have been a perfect time for Hannibal to say "I love it when a PLANE comes together!"
Foil Stamped. GUARANTEED
"It took me 25 years to design this," he says, and that's a bummer because he's a business card designer and has only been able to finish two projects, lifetime.
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 8 – The Out-of-Towners
There aren't any 'Dorf' books about renegade commando teams... are there?
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 7 – The Rabbit Who Ate Las Vegas
The A-Team regroups after a tight getaway by watching Woody Woodpecker at a motel. Seriously.
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 6 – Black Day at Bad Rock
Bikers rev their engines and project menace, but since the only resident in town is locked in a closet the display isn't very impressive.
I kind of wish John Cusack was a puppet
Cause if I was sleeping and a puppet woke me up by blasting Peter Gabriel on his jukebox, I'd be touched and we'd have a tearful reunion. If John Cusack did it I'd grab the neighbor's bowhunting equipment and it would not end well.
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 5 – A Small and Deadly War
There ain't nothing more action-packed than a foot race between Dirk Benedict and Dean Stockwell.
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 4 – Pros and Cons
There's underprivileged kids making ashtrays, hillbilly sheriffs, party cake, Ken Norton... what more could you want?
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 3 – Children of Jamestown
As it turns out, amphetamine-fueled ranting is a weak defense against homegrown flamethrowers.