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What food do you despise, but wish you liked?

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Which George Clinton?

Nicholas asks: "Who was the bigger bad ass, George Clinton the Vice President or George Clinton the musician?"

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A Living Presidents Question (For A Change)

If you were to write a book about a living president, who would you pick and why?

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I Can Give Better Advice Than an Orangutan – Probably

Frankly, I just don't know that I want to help a world in which people willingly pay 50 cents (in 1983 cents, mind you) to hear a recording of a fictional orangutan.

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City Road Planning: Evil?

No idea if Satan wants to build roads, but I do have a pig and three giraffes who want to clean up the last third of the Appalachian Trail.

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The Answer is Pizza, I Don’t Even Care What the Question Is

There is no time. There is mushrooms and pepperoni.

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Table Saws: The Whirr of the Oppressed Creature

The list of opiates for the masses also included team tennis, wet cardboard, "Honky Cat" by Elton John and the "Elbows of the Bay City Rollers" trading card set.

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Love And Patrick McGoohan Are Waiting There In My Beautiful Balloon

Flying balloons are colorful and friendly; they're all about fun. Contrast them with underwater balloons, which are scary and keep attacking Patrick McGoohan.

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