I'd like to Fake Special Thank the Wikipedian who thought it was worth pointing out that a fake special thanks is referred to as a Fake Special Thanks. Drive-thru attendants must cringe when he/she pulls in: "I'd like to get a Quarter Pounder with some cheese on it - this is referred to as a Quarter Pounder with Cheese..."

Wikipedia's article on the Mercury-Atlas 5 mission is... just read on.

"A close talker is someone who when talking to you moves in very close." Well, dang, I woulda never guessed THAT!

At least one city in North America isn't afraid to share its bagels. And we know this thanks to an entry in Wikipedia.

Consult a lawyer before beating some dude up in the street - or at least consult the Wiki entry for Rocky V.

Move over, Penn and Teller, your truth-telling is of no use now that Wikipedians are crying B.S.!

But surely no one wants to be defeated?