Frankly, I just don't know that I want to help a world in which people willingly pay 50 cents (in 1983 cents, mind you) to hear a recording of a fictional orangutan.
The list of opiates for the masses also included team tennis, wet cardboard, "Honky Cat" by Elton John and the "Elbows of the Bay City Rollers" trading card set.
Flying balloons are colorful and friendly; they're all about fun. Contrast them with underwater balloons, which are scary and keep attacking Patrick McGoohan.
When the cat comes up the stairs with insulation she's really saying, "Have you considered the energy-saving benefits of blown cellulose, installed with Craftsman tools from Sears?"
America once cherished a tradition of washing a week's worth of grimy manual labor off, layer by layer, in a foamy fury of soap and water. What happened? The entertainment of the 1970's, that's what.
