Frustrated Mail Customer
On the plus side, he did manage to get his law office on the local news.
Car Hit By White Liquid
Really hoping it's paint.
Minor League Guy
Enjoy the first day of the baseball season!
Victim of Pizza Dumping
Pizza dumping makes us _all_ victims.
Found Bag Full Of Cash
With his mind on his money and his money on his mind.
Men Use Spaghetti Sauce In Burglary Plot
Hey, you use what you have handy, right?
Gifted Teen
This kid's going places!
Denied A Dog
You mean other than the one she's holding?
“Stinky Butt” Captured
As nicknames go, "Stinky Butt" is one to avoid.
Mistakenly Declared Dead
He feels hap-py! He feels hap-py!