5 Lines: The Thin White Burp
Five lines worth remembering from the past week.
5 Lines: We All Scream For Shepherd’s Pie
Five lines worth remembering from the past week.
5 Lines: Because I Tell Target Everything I Do
Five lines worth remembering from the past week.
Ducks 1, High-Speed Police Chase, 0
TONIGHT ON DATELINE...
To Order Drugs and Kool-Aid, Don’t Dial 911
Unlike Flavor Flav's 911 needs, this Florida fellow's calls were, um, less legit...
Harassing 911 Is Probably Not Anyone’s Job
The business model for a company specializing in 911 harassment is simply not practical.
Words Can Hurt: Ro-Butt Edition
The key lines from this past week.
Getting Arrested While Covered In Crisco Makes A Man REALLY Smooth
Still, this naked Crisco guy may have had a better week than Randy Travis.
Who am I? I’m that guy, over there
Police have yet to comment on rumors that the suspect shouted "You'll never take me - I mean, him - alive!" as he fled.
Supercuts… like a knife
If I had to be defined by three words, I don't know what they'd be, other than hopefully not "arrested during haircut."