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5 Lines: The Thin White Burp

Five lines worth remembering from the past week.

5 Lines: We All Scream For Shepherd’s Pie

Five lines worth remembering from the past week.

5 Lines: Because I Tell Target Everything I Do

Five lines worth remembering from the past week.

Ducks 1, High-Speed Police Chase, 0

TONIGHT ON DATELINE...

To Order Drugs and Kool-Aid, Don’t Dial 911

Unlike Flavor Flav's 911 needs, this Florida fellow's calls were, um, less legit...

Harassing 911 Is Probably Not Anyone’s Job

The business model for a company specializing in 911 harassment is simply not practical.

Words Can Hurt: Ro-Butt Edition

The key lines from this past week.

Getting Arrested While Covered In Crisco Makes A Man REALLY Smooth

Still, this naked Crisco guy may have had a better week than Randy Travis.

Who am I? I’m that guy, over there

Police have yet to comment on rumors that the suspect shouted "You'll never take me - I mean, him - alive!" as he fled.

Supercuts… like a knife

If I had to be defined by three words, I don't know what they'd be, other than hopefully not "arrested during haircut."

Not All Stabbers Detect Sarcasm

Do you want to guess what the response to this question was?

I’m Smooth AND Meta

Many are meta, many are smooth, but only one is both.