Just so you know, I’m not Teddy Roosevelt’s great-grandson
By now I should know better than to keep tweeting, right? I keep getting into situations.
To Save Water, Sometimes LESS Is More (Cool Weird Awesome 179)
Researchers at Penn State University have created liquid-entrenched smooth surface, or LESS. Why? To coat our toilets. Why? So stuff can't stick to them. Why? To save water, which we use by the tens of billions of gallons each day just to re-flush that stuck stuff. Why? Because life is unfair sometimes. Plus: Twitter minus words, videos, pictures and links is a pretty amazing thing, judging by the project called Emoji Storm!
Talking In Sportsisms
Once again I turned to Twitter to distract myself and asked something important of them:
HooverBall and Hoover Drinks: Some Things For August 10, 2019
Lots of stories involving presidents and/or crime today.
I have come here to consider things and chew bubblegum.
Check out who just got added to the NPRmaggedon feed:
A Brief Appearance In The Newspaper
I was apparently stylin' and profilin' on the Atlanta Journal-Constitution's website yesterday.
I’m on Twitter, this goes without saying
Sounds about right
Just cut the power and water at your house now: A guide to bad Hurricane Sandy advice
A friend of a friend started a hashtag game on Twitter tonight - #BadSandyAdvice - and I couldn't help but add a few ideas into the mix.
25 More Greatest Tweets That Will Reaffirm Your Faith in My Tweets
There was this one time where I tried to tell an old joke about dinner plates ending up in the first chair of the Philharmonic, and then I had to do like 48 tweets to explain the joke, which I didn't quite get myself, and also I think I was telling it wrong.
That’s a vote for Ohio then.
Seen today on Twitter: If @BradyCarlson doesn't stop in Canton, I will happily haunt his steps every day until the book is published. #ImImportant— William McKinley (@PrezMcKinley) July 12, 2012