How did he do that?
The power company came by to move the lines. I have no clue how the driver got that truck into our driveway.
Five Star Wars Products Gone Horribly Wrong
Products that confuse, irritate and enrage even the most diehard SW fan.
Words Can Hurt: Water Bear Edition
A serious space mission, or a dare dreamed up by obnoxious middle schoolers?
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Richard Nixon has allowed to live.
"Cause the eyes of Richard Nixon are upon you/Any wrong you do he's gonna see"
Eat Healthy, Stupid
An apple a day keeps the stupid away?
A new growing season
The contractor is busy inside the house, and we’re trying to keep busy outside, getting ready for this year’s garden. Having Owen around means we probably won’t be able to [...]
No One Will Mistake Me For Burt Reynolds, Despite My Starring in a Remake of “Gator”
I promise you this: I will never appear on a book cover in a singlet.
The Most Infamous Muumuu in America
One can't help but hope a little that the neutral-colored faded muumuu might go up for auction someday.
I Was Looking For a Cat and Then I Found a Cat, and Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
"In my life / Oh, why do I give valuable time / to cats who don't care if I live or die?"
Upstairs laid bare
We're actually underway with this project, and that's very exciting.