Parenthetically, do you ever wonder if "Danny and the Dinosaur" author Syd Hoff ever regretted not billing himself as "the Hoff" years before Hasselhoff hit it big?
"Near new pole, still in box, no dings, etc. Daughter moved out. I'm too big to use this. Adjustable, mounts to floor and ceiling. Key words: stripper, exercise, health, pole "
"After lunch she stood up and read the entire letter in front of the class and embarrassed the living daylights out of me. A week later, I put a dead mouse in her trapper keeper and she threw up."
