Dessert First
Earlier this month was my middle kid’s seventh birthday, which [...]
Fort Blunder, The Military Installation Built In The Wrong Country (Cool Weird Awesome 646)
Today in 1816, the US military awarded to built a contract for a fort next to Lake Champlain, near the border with Canada. For years crews worked to make the fort strong, until one day when they realized there was a big problem. Plus: people on Tumblr say today is the 1000th birthday of a medieval monk's brother named Werner.
Today I am Shawn from The Good Place years old
This is my statement upon turning 45.
Six years old today!
This guy is six!
Five year old!
Who turned five today? This girl!
Nine!
Happy birthday to you, nine year old!
She’s four!
Today my youngest is four!
Half Birthday Cake
This week I told my eight year old it was his half birthday. He immediately said, “I want a half cake... we could put half a smiley face on it.”
Four years old!
Today this wonderful fellow is four. He’s so full of joy every day that Marie Kondo calls him for pro tips. Happy birthday to you, big guy!
Three years old!
The birthday girl starts her big day with birthday hugs from her big bros.